Not like that
<— THIS PERSON WILL SHIP CAPTAIN SWAN FOR THE LONG HAUL.
#i love how this episode highlighted how NOT FINE emma and killian are when they’re apart#like on the one hand#you have emma being pushed by her parents to get back with neal#meanwhile she’s super worried about her son and how he’s acting#and of course no one believes her#and emma knows that if this were neverland and hook was around that he would believe her#but he’s not around#and that hurts#on the other hand killian#seeing emma with her family and fitting back into her home in storybrooke is hard for him#it reminds him that he’s an outsider and he doesn’t belong#also he tells neal that he’s backing off pursuing emma to give henry a chance at a family#something he feels responsible for taking away from neal when he was a boy#so he backs off and drinks all night to try to forget the empty feeling in the pit of his stomach#the pain of knowing that he might not get his happy ending with the women he loves#he even (unsuccessfully) attempts to hit on tink because he wants to forget about his feelings for emma#at least for a little while#but he’s fooling no one#especially not tink#i just cry because in an episode like this that highlights love and family so much#killian and emma are both pretty damn miserable#because they aren’t together#*insert not so subtle reference here to 3x03 where tink tells regina that when true love’s aren’t together*#their lives suck
my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes
switzerland is my favorite part of europe youve got this bullshit triple entente shit to your left and the entire goddamn triple alliance to your right and youre sitting there just outside the battlefield switzerland does not have time for your world war 1 crap switzerland is strong
They avoided getting involved with their natural mountain defenses and the fact that, well
A HUGE PORTION of their populous had rifle training with the possible estimate of every household in the country owning a rifle, meaning that despite its relatively small official army, every citizen had the ability to defend themselves and the training to do it with.
When the Kaiser of Germany in World War I, during a demonstration of military maneuvers, asked a guest of the Swiss government what their 500,000 strong Swiss army could do against a 1,000,000 man Germany army
The guest promptly replied
"Shoot twice and go home"
To demonstrate how fucking crazy awesome Switzerland is, they also apparently have 300,000 detonation points across the country so that in the case that they do get invaded they can cripple infrastructure to prevent their enemies from using it.
i fear switzerland
But you don’t understand. Effie saw a future with Peeta and Katniss’ children. She saw them living happy, rich, beautiful. She thought that they had finally gotten peace, and she was so happy for them. She wanted to go to their house and play with the kids, teach them all about capitol and the beautiful life. She was not mean or stupid, just born and raised in this culture that she was never truly touched by with feels of fear and hatred. This is one of the first times Effie really feel hate and fear, because in this scene she is truly sorry. Truly sorry that the only two persons that she has seen grow, two of the only persons she loved, are now sent to the certain death. Peeta and Katniss grew to be like Effie’s children, and that is beautiful.
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
Did his tooth just shine?